easily-achieved:

beking:

*reaches out* 

Seeeeeeeexxxxx.

-peaks head back in room-
Sex? 

*gives a curt nod* 

Sex.

easily-achieved:

beking:

*balls up* Hoon, I’m pretty sure one of those is a lie and it isn’t the slushee. But…fiiiiiine. Fine. *rolls towards you*

Just give me a moment.

I’ll go and get my coat.. -runs out of the room and yells- Are we driving? Do you want to walk?

*reaches out* 

Seeeeeeeexxxxx.

easily-achieved:

beking:

*mumbles*

Slushee.

-stands and drags the sheet away from you- 
Slushees and donuts and cereal and eggs and sex. Lots of SEX!  

*balls up* Hoon, I’m pretty sure one of those is a lie and it isn’t the slushee. But…fiiiiiine. Fine. *rolls towards you*

Just give me a moment.

easily-achieved:

beking:

*turns silent* 

W-what are you talking about?! I…nevermind. I’m not hungry anymore. *rolls over and covers myself with the blanket*

-sits up and rubs what I assume is your shoulder- 
Come on, maybe a donut or something? I’m sorry, Kev. 

*mumbles*

Slushee.

easily-achieved:

beking:

*peeks over the edge of the bed at you*

If it consists of a blue raspberry slurpee, then yes. 

W- Are you pregnant? -laughs-

*turns silent* 

W-what are you talking about?! I…nevermind. I’m not hungry anymore. *rolls over and covers myself with the blanket*

easily-achieved:

beking:

*squirms* NnnnnOOoOO, HOON you’re squishing meeee. *wiasriuesquiggle suqisghgsquirm*

Oh.. -rolls to the floor with a thud- Want some breakfast?

*peeks over the edge of the bed at you*

If it consists of a blue raspberry slurpee, then yes. 

easily-achieved:

beking:

i’m sorry i lied about stabbing you with my pennerrusss but good morning, hoon!!

Good morning. -presses lips against an embarrassed you with my full weight- 

*squirms* NnnnnOOoOO, HOON you’re squishing meeee. *wiasriuesquiggle suqisghgsquirm*

easily-achieved:

beking:

hoon

but hoon

i stabbed you with my peeeeenis

-turns to you, grinning- 
That’s the way I like it. -cups your face and nuzzles your nose- 

i’m sorry i lied about stabbing you with my pennerrusss but good morning, hoon!!

hoon

but hoon

i stabbed you with my peeeeenis

hoon did i kill you

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